Purple Stuff

When losing a Loved one there is a need for empathy often beyond your experience

mrpurpleman — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 05:17:14 +0000

I have lost family. In ways that are beyond a hearts ability to carry the burden.

Say, you lose a child, or somebody in a war; or your own new disabilities have hit you like an IED.

Anger and heartache flows like Lava and destroys the immune system and many cells that control the functioning of the human brain.

Voices of reason from other people cannot stop the helplessness or the consequences of pain and loneliness.

Helping others when you are in this state of depression seems like an impossible task;

yet the universe demands that you take your thoughts and love and help others to take some of the heat out of the lava.

This is necessary or your burning soul will burn down the rest of the village (family, friends, business associates, everybody you encounter).

The stress of life in horrible situations requires you to use your physical and emotional torture to become one with the human race and its field of unified consciousness.

The theory is easy; to practice the preaching is difficult.

Purple Stuff is a magical drink; because it is designed to give the taste of dreams and imagination that will give rise to a company whose family brings in all others through charity and Love. It heals and provides a family to join that will not judge you, nor pity you: but will inspire and help fund you helping others, so that your own pain is given to God, as you are too busy with Purpose in helping others; which ironically… cures you!

From the Wisdom of a Warrior who knows that Jesus had it right.

We are here to serve others, and our pain gives us the empathy to do more than those who have it easy and live in a bubble.

One day, they will get old and lose people too; and we will be there for them, despite their being in time only for themselves now.

Spread the Gospel of Purple Stuff!

This is not blasphemy;

It is self made prophecy with a betterment of humankind mission.

We co-create this world.

Join us, even if you only drink water.

It is not just the drink that has magic; its true power is getting more and more humans to join the family of Love, Peace and the added benefits of Purple Stuff!

Mr Purpleman in Purple Stuff comics

mrpurpleman — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 07:17:41 +0000

comicon purple stuff has the superliminal relaxation drink community going bonkers!!!

Mr Purpleman and the Ancients answer your questions on anything under the Sun

mrpurpleman — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 05:40:55 +0000

To create a new…

mrpurpleman — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:52:28 +0000

To create a new conversation in a place where you are not known; use the 5 following steps

1. Carry a Purple Stuff

What is that? Where did you get it? How does it taste and work? That is funny. I have been looking for that! are all usual responses just by holding a can and not saying a word.

2. Offer to let them try it.

This creates a bond and after they try it… they feel as if they owe you a favor

3. Read up on the brand at mypurplestuff.com and read the posts at FB under Purple Stuff so you are knowledgeable about the greatest soda invention since Coke became soda and not a patent medicine.

4. Smile; it releases endorphins and is contagious.

5. Listen; and when the time is right say “I Love Purple Stuff”

You are now a happy and social person that will get introduced to others.

By the end of the day; while boring people quote famous authors; the room will be quoting you as you quote yourself for spice!

Wall colors effect productivity

mrpurpleman — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 03:14:14 +0000

If you have people that work too slow in an office that has repetitious actions and the walls are typical beige, white or cream color; productivity will increase by approximately 12% by painting the walls red.

If you want a happy outlook; people working together without in fighting and prduction rates increasing 30% and creativity by 100% then use a shade of Purple.

If you get argument about painting the office purple; it proves the point and we know you have typical cream, beige color on your walls.

Disagree?

You probably need to add some Purple borders to your red room.

Or; just keep some cans of Purple Stuff around and save yourself the time and money of painting.

Are you doing o…

mrpurpleman — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 06:39:08 +0000

Are you doing okay?

Are you looking for a way to make a dream come true?

Maybe a new business, or keeping an existing one alive, or finding a job, or most anything

but lack an idea, starting point, inspiration or in need of consultation….?

Mr Purpleman is here!

While not always serious;

he has many pearls of wisdom that come through intuition,

first hans knowledge,

or mostly from having held so many jobs,

read so many books,

and then made so many more mistakes

in more categories

than most people.

He may get verbose,

and make generalizations

such as he did this or that

more than most.

But he cares

He is only partly imaginary

and with his drinking of Purple Stuff

there is great wisdom

even if he is more dumber than most!

So go ahead

start the first Blog with him that is really yours!

Ask a question

and let’s see his solutions or ideas!

Please no filth or fakeness

The man is Legendary

but also Imaginary

So please;

ask only Real Life Questions!

Thanks

Much Love;

Purpleman

Purple Stuff in China

mrpurpleman — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:17:01 +0000

Rumor has it the Chinese are thinking of banning the importation of Purple Stuff. Some officials within the Chinese government believe that the properties of the purple beverage to Increase mental performance might be threatening to government stability.

Science

mrpurpleman — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 21:12:59 +0000

Just as our body requires balancing things to stay alive such as sunlight, food, shelter and Purple Stuff;
the Earth needs balancing too
…As carbon dioxide content in the air increases
we ruin the ozone layer and cook to death
or block the sun and freeze to death
or neither occurs and we continue to live
but as experts argue;

we need to know if we have Purple Stuff, shrimp and a lighter we can start civilization over

- From the Book
Mr Purpleman’s guide to Going Purple

15 and 10

mrpurpleman — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 21:12:27 +0000

I turned 15 yesterday and told my 10 year old bro that I like Vitawater cause it is healthy

Lil Bro

“Purple Stuff has more vitamins than that stuff, with less calories and none of that sugar, better taste and and contains hydroxyl ions and alkaline minerals Ca,Mg,Na, K, calcium atoms and forms a solution that improves oxygen flow which the lungs must breathe out”
…
Me
Really?

Lil Bro
” No
That sugar water makes you dumb enough to believe anything
Drink Purple, it’s better soda for the brain”

Covering for Friends

mrpurpleman — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 21:11:50 +0000

Mr Purpleman’s son told me he would cover for his friend that skipped class.
I said that was wrong
and he said
“I know. Anybody will cover for somebody when the person is doing right, but only a friend will stand by you when you are wrong.”
He then said
…
“There are a lot of judgemental people in the world like you and I think all those people are worthless dirt balls”

This guys dad needs to be stopped from teaching his kids logic.