Mr Purpleman did a marketing survey at our HS.
The peer reviews are in:
The awesomest tasting soda ever!
I Love Purple Stuff.
Is Purple Stuff a boy or a girl?
I want to marry you Purple Stuff.
My anxiety is gone, Thank You!
You are my Favorite color and my favorite drink.
Purple Stuff; you really care about us. You are good people with the best soda ever!