I turned 15 yesterday and told my 10 year old bro that I like Vitawater cause it is healthy
Lil Bro
“Purple Stuff has more vitamins than that stuff, with less calories and none of that sugar, better taste and and contains hydroxyl ions and alkaline minerals Ca,Mg,Na, K, calcium atoms and forms a solution that improves oxygen flow which the lungs must breathe out”
…
Me
Really?
Lil Bro
” No
That sugar water makes you dumb enough to believe anything
Drink Purple, it’s better soda for the brain”
Purple Stuff 